Fey, Another Freakin' ORM
Yes, another ORM. I'll tell you about my latest pollution of CPAN, Fey.
Fey is a tool for representing a schema as objects and using them to generate SQL programmatically. Fey::ORM is an ORM built on top of the Fey core.
If you like SQL and find other ORMs too "OO-ish", then you might like Fey. Or just come heckle me for the hubris of uploading YA(F)ORM.